I leave the immigration hall fuming and wondering what kind of satisfaction the guy got out of wasting my time! I make a couple of calls and find out that I can go the NSSF building (National Social Security Fund) and have someone tell me when my Id would be printed. OK, so I'm an old hag (by Kenyan standards) but that should be no reason that I cannot get an ID right? Isn't it my right as a citizen, regardless of what age I choose to do it at? Well, not so fast. Since I never actually got an ID before I left there are a few issues as I am considered a "late registrant" and there are a couple of checks and balances that have to be completed before they can grant me an ID. First, they have to check my name combinations in their computerized database and if my name doesn't pop up there, they have to move my request to the manual office that looks through all the manual records since the year I turned 18 (I know that was many moons ago...WOW!). The officer at NSSF informs me that they are in the "manual process" and he will try to speed up things so I can get my ID and my replacement passport.If you find yourself in this same predicament (late registrant) here are the steps that you need to go through:
1. Get your lawyer to write an affidavit of "Late Registration" stating among other things the date you left the country or the duration that you have been away, supporting evidence such as birth certificate and other lingo that lawyers know to put in there to appease the D.O's office
2. Take a copy of the affidavit, original birth certificate, copies of your parents ID copies (both front and back). You will also need miscellaneous information that shows the village, sub-location, location, district, constituency, tribe name, clan name and family name. Yes, I know...how very COLONIAL. I couldn't believe that they still ask those things but what do you know, we are still perpetrating the same ideologies that our colonialists expected of us.
3. Go to your local D.O's office with the above and you will have to fill out a bunch of forms all asking for the same information mentioned in #2.
4. Fingerprinting and pictures will be done at the D.O's office so make sure you don't wear a hat/scarf and carry some Wet Ones because you will need them to get the black ink off your palms/fingers.
5. Once they look over all the information, they will give you a little 3X5 piece of paper that contains your names, address and a stamp from the DO. More importantly, the paper contains a serial number that you can refer to should you have any issues. They will ask you to wait 2 months before coming back for your real ID.
NOTE: I have since learned that unless there are any issues after this, you can get your ID in 2-3 weeks!! I spoke to an officer in charge of IDs at NSSF and he informed me that their SLA commitment is "within 20 days".

As for replacement ID's, I have been informed that the process is much faster...as long as you know your ID #. Go to NSSF, 7th Floor and ask for a "printout" of your ID. Take that printout to your local D.O's office and fill out the appropriate forms and that's it!!! They will also tell you it takes 2 months but my inside guy (at NSSF) says that a day after you get the 3X5 piece of paper you can take it to NSSF and you can demand that your ID be printed. Not sure about the 'demand' part but it would surely speed up stuff if they are already in receipt of your paperwork. The pictures inset show the current "second generation" ID that I am trying to get! By the end of the year, a "third generation" ID card should be ready - this card promises to tie in other industries such as banking, insurance, etc so that information redundancy is reduced. It seems promising so I'm definitely looking forward to that!!