Super Retail Deals

…those words always get my juices flowing and then I remember “Damn, I’m in Kenya and the deals ain’t that great over here.”  In Atlanta, I was a shopping fanatic so words like Super Retail Deals were like music to my ears, food for my soul! I can say with unabashed certainty that almost 95% of all my possessions have been bought at a bargain/discount/clearance, whatever.  As a rule, I never paid full price on an item because I knew that it was going to go on sale at some point.  In the States, that rule held hard and fast …about every 50 days an item will reduce in price.  Also, there was always a calendar holiday around the corner so I timed my major purchases to those special sale days. 

Back to present day Kenya.  I pass by tons of stores that promise tons of discounts but when I go in I almost always come out empty-handed.  That’s because there are no “true” sales here, at least in my opinion.  If an item costs $50, then the sale here will be $49 and the stores think that they are saving everyone loads of money.  If the sale is really good, the price tag will read $47.50. For a girl like me used to 60-90% off original price, a sale in Kenya is like toying with my emotions.  The other day, I was lured by a flashy booklet from Safaricom, with SUPER RETAIL DEALS emblazoned in red and I quickly went through it looking at all the cool phones and laptops that were on sale.  My phone was stolen last year and I am now rolling with a “Nokia China Phone” which is a Chinese-made Nokia knockoff that was really cheap.  It comes with two batteries because the battery lasts about 2 hours…yeah, you get what you pay for.

Ok, back to Safaricom and the little booklet of great deals.  I see lots of phones I would like to get my little pudgy hands on so I fish into my purse for my trusty calculator and damn, damn, damn who the hell is paying this much for phones over here? I’m still converting Kenya Shillings to dollars (78/- exchange rate used) so that I know whether I’m getting a good deal or not.  Well, for a third world country, Kenya has some people with some serious cash because I’ve seen these phones with just about any regular Joe.  I consider myself a regular Joe but I cannot afford the nicer phones …even with the great deals! Now you are wondering how much a simple phone could be, right? Using the booklet, I’ve listed the prices of the phones that are termed as Super Deals! Some prices are OK (if you count buying said phone abroad, unlocked and shipping) but some prices are just outrageous! Unlocking phones in Kenya will not cost you more than $20!! I will let you decide whether I’m just a cheapskate or we need to alert the World Bank to stop sending aid to Kenya because people are spending their food money on phones!

Sleek Offers:

Samsung Omnia – 30,199 ($387)*Verizon has it for $299*SelectGSM for 349

Nokia 6700 – 21,999 ($282)

LG Renoir – 34,499 ($442)

LG KF 510 – 14,699 ($188)

Nokia 6303 – 10, 999 ($141)

Super Deals:

Samsung Ruggedized – 8,999 ($115)

Nokia 3120 – 7,999 ($102)

Nokia 5130 – 9,099 ($116)

Motorola W388 – 4,499 ($57)

Nokia 2330 – 4,299 ($55)

Business Phones:

Nokia E52 – 24,999 – ($320)

Nokia E63 – 18,999 – ($243)

Nokia E71 – 27,999 ($358)

Nokia E72 – 37,499 ($480)*found unlocked one for $379 from SelectGSM

Samsung i780 – 26,749 ($342)

Blackberry Devices:

Blackberry Bold 9000 – 66, 499($852)

Blackberry Javelin 8900 – 56,199 ($720)

Blackberry Storm – 79,999 ($1025) Yikes, found an unlocked one from Verizon for $380!

Blackberry Curve 8320 – 47,649 ($610)

Blackberry Pearl 8100 – 22,999($294)

Mobile TV Phones:

Nokia N97 – 46,999 ($602)*Unlocked 529 from SelectGSM 

Nokia E75 – 34,999 ($448)

Nokia N96 – 36,999 ($474)

Nokia N85 – 33,649 ($431)

Nokia 5800 – 23,999 ($307)

Great Deals: *These are the only ones I consider “real” deals*

Nokia 1680, 1662, ZTE S312 Simu Ya Solar – 2,999 ($38)

Samsung Crest FM – 2,599 ($33)

LG KP 105 – 2,349 ($30)

Nokia 1208 – 2,199 ($28)

Laptops:

Acer Aspire One AOD 250(Mini) – 29,999 ($384)*$289 on Amazon

Acer Extenza 5635Z – 49,999 ($602)

Dell Inspiron 1420 – 59,999 ($769)

HP Pavillion DV 61330ei – 74,999 ($961)*$799 on Amazon

Moral of the story: Do your shopping to make sure you are getting a "Super Retail Deal!"

Happy Birthday Jane & Ian!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Today is a special day for both my mother (54) my youngest brother (23) so here's to wishing them a fabulous day and good health so that we can celebrate many many more special days! Moms is at home today probably missing her last born who is on holiday in Aussie (would want to know what kind of stuff he's getting into over there!)  My moms had Ian when she was 31 years old and that was her last and fourth child...I'm older than that and cannot imagine having ONE child at my age.  Truth be told I already think that having Jonathan and Joi as enough to deal with:-)  If I had 4 kids I would go absolutely nutters!  So, let's give it up for our parents generation that had kids at a young age and still managed to enjoy their life!

Sky High

I'm missing my boys and I just saw them both yesterday! Joi, my orange tabby, was first to go...off to the boarding house for a week. Sunday morning I was trying to clean out his carrier and he knew what that meant - going to the Vet's! So he did what any self-respecting cat would do when threatened with some sort of "imprisonment" - he fled and tried to find one of his hard-to-reach hiding spots. We had a couple of hours so I gave him time to play his little hide-and-seek games. Without any effort from me, the little spoiled brat got hungry and had to come out in search of some good eats and that's when I nabbed him and put him in his carrier and off to the vet for his week-long stay. Sob!

Jonathan spent his day at the airport trying to do his flight planning for his 7-day trip round the North Eastern part of Kenya. All he could think about was how hot it was going to be over there. The veterans of the NE told him not to worry about the heat because he could tell the guest house workers to "pull his bed outside". I was like, "oh hell to the no! There are scorpions out there in the desert and God-knows what else! Yikes! My advice is shut the door, go commando and sweat it out in the house until morning!" Sleep is overrated anyway.

I thought it would be cool if I could plot his stop-over locations on Google Earth and follow him around on my laptop...didn't know GE doesn't have a plot/mapping feature. I spent a couple of hours trying to figure out what a GIS application was and after all that effort, couldn't find one I could download to help me plot the points!! I ended up using Google Maps as seen below! So, let's all 'look in' on Jonathan and cheer him on during his first Kenyan long-distance, multi-stop flight! To hell with the scorpions, snakes, desert critters and scorching heat, we are logging in some hours! Yay!


View Jonathan's Flight Path in a larger map